- Why are you doing this?
- Because I like writing. Because I miss zines. Because sometimes I just want to write stuff and put it out there in a fairly unpolished form, just as it emerges Athena-like from my head. (Although I have done my very best to correct typos and spelling mistakes because those cause me pain.)
- Why should I read anything you write?
- You shouldn't. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.
- Is this zine fake news?
- I don't know. Do you want it to be fake news?
- Can I see the banana?
- Did you really say that Howard the Duck is a great movie.
- I did not. I said it's not as bad as people make it out to be. Honestly, I really recommend that you watch UHF instead, which is a truly under-rated movie. Plus, it has Weird Al Yancovic in it!
- How can I contact you?
- My email address is
Other contact info is on the last page.