FAQ

Why are you doing this?

Because I like writing. Because I miss zines. Because sometimes I just want to write stuff and put it out there in a fairly unpolished form, just as it emerges Athena-like from my head. (Although I have done my very best to correct typos and spelling mistakes because those cause me pain.)

Why should I read anything you write?

You shouldn't. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.

Is this zine fake news?

I don't know. Do you want it to be fake news?

Can I see the banana?

Yes.

Did you really say that Howard the Duck is a great movie.

I did not. I said it's not as bad as people make it out to be. Honestly, I really recommend that you watch UHF instead, which is a truly under-rated movie. Plus, it has Weird Al Yancovic in it!

How can I contact you?

My email address is just13zine @ gmail . com.
Other contact info is on the last page.